Rob Inu

ROB INU

The baddest dog in the hood robs from the rich and keeps it.

Contract address added at launch

A Shiba Inu dog digitally edited with human-like arms, wearing a black hoodie and dark sunglasses, gripping a black handgun with both paws/hands — Digital composite meme image, photo-manipulation.

case file 04, still open

THE FIRST JOB

First job, 2019: the tip jar at a laundromat on Vermont Ave. Eleven dollars and a button, all of it on the ceiling camera. Detectives watched the tape four times and still wouldn't put "dog" in the report. That's why the case is still open.

By 2021 he had moved up to the chart. He took the candles off a rich man's green run, kept every one, then went back the same night and took the last red one off a guy who had nothing left.

Grainy ceiling-camera frame of a hooded shiba at a laundromat counter. — Frame 12 of the laundromat tape. He is looking directly at the lens. (He knew.)

statement, unsigned

NO ALIBI

“I took from the rich, I took from the poor, and I kept it all.”

— Rob Inu, to the ceiling camera at the Vermont Ave laundromat

after his cut

THE SPLIT

getaway route, live

THE ROAD OUT

Sample chart This is another market, not this coin — it is holding the space until the pair is live. It is replaced by the real chart when the pair address is added, and this page cannot be published to production until it is.

four moves, no witnesses

GETTING IN THE CAR

GET A WALLET

Set up a wallet that works on Robinhood Chain. Write the recovery words down. Tell no one.

LOAD IT WITH ETH

Bridge ETH onto Robinhood Chain. It covers the buy and the gas.

PASTE THE CONTRACT

Copy the ROBINU address from the top of this page into the swap. Check it twice. Fakes exist.

SWAP AND HOLD

Swap ETH for ROBINU, then sit tight. The bag is already in the car.

GET IN THE CAR